Last night my grandmother repeated to me the conversation that she'd had with my 19 year old sister that morning.
Grandma - You know what next friday is, don't you?
Lil' Sis - uhhhhhhh..... I dunno. Whut?
G - Its your sisters birthday!
LS - serious?
G - yes.
LS - how old is she?
G - She'll be 29
LS - For real?
G - yes.
LS - Damn. She better hurry up and get married.
EFFING BRAT!
4 comments:
Marriage is for breeders and insecure religious fanatics.
Children say the darndest things!
OUCH!! I wonder if my famil thinks the same thing about my 29 year old butt!
I think what bothers me the most about my sisters comment is that she obviously has NO clue when my birthday is!
The hurry up and get married comment really ticked me off at first, but now I say "she's only 19, what does she know?"
the fact that she has no clue when her ONLY sisters birthday is? Entirely different.....
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